hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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