the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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