Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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