Me. At least after what I've been through.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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