Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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