That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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