My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Boobs are out for the taking
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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