she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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