How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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