My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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