her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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