She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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