It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
