She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
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she looked like the before picture.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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