On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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