you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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