your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
