Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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