And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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