The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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