How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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