Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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