found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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