are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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