margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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