Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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