This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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