apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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