Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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