he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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