butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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