my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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