it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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