She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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