but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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