It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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