you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up