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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.

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• (310): View more from California

  While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!

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• (518): View more from New York

  The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know

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  YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround

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