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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you're drinking in the law library????

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  ...not a bad idea....

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  probably not a good idea either.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.

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  Thank you Grey Goose.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.

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  He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.

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  I love foreign exchange students.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning

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  Thats for me to know and you to find out.

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• (951): View more from California

  We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up

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