Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now