If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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