please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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