No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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