Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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