As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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