quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
