I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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