In the future we'll all be gay
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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