She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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