Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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