when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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