Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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