In the future we'll all be gay
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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