That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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