the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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